Wal-Mart Greeter
A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.

The WalMart Greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to WalMart.

Nice children you have there. Are they Twins?

The woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Hell no they ain't! The oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think
they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'

'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the! greete r. 'I just couldn't believe someone would sleep with you twice. Have a good day and> thank you for shopping at WalMart.'